Statusuri DND 2

24th January 2008

Statusuri DND 2

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Statusuri DND 31 ” DND indrept banane… ”

Statusuri DND 32 ” De ce sa Da ? Cand potzi sa Nu ?! ”

Statusuri DND 33 ” • Observati bulina ROSIE ! E ca si cand as fi pe ciclu, te bagi peste mine se lasa cu sange… ”

Statusuri DND 34 “ Taci in liniste…”

Statusuri DND 35 ”||)) ||\\|| ||)) ca is ocupat daca vad ca m-ai deranjat te f*t direct in nas ! “

Statusuri DND 36 ” DND am nevoie de tine ca de o gaura in prezervativ… “

Statusuri DND 37 ” Dorm ca un ingerash… nu deranjati ca dati de dracu` ! “

Statusuri DND 38 ” Cu ocazia zilei nationale a oamenilor ocupat … marsh in gatu` matii ca am treaba!

Statusuri DND 39 ” Am pile la cimitir….imi reglez moartea… DND sau vrei sa o reglez shi pe-a ta !? “

Statusuri DND 40 “ Cautama in vis….. DND ! “

Statusuri DND 41 ” DND…. acesta este plecat …. revine cand se intoarce! “

Statusuri DND 42 ” DND - Dorm Nu Deranja ca ma cac in gura ta! “

Statusuri DND 43 ” DeNeDe ….. drum bun , cale batuta…… cine te prinde in cur sa te f*ta…. “

Statusuri DND 44 ” Vorba multa……..saracia omului…. DND ! “

Statusuri DND 45 ” DND !! ma cac revelatii ! “

Statusuri DND 46 ”DND si DNFD … pentru fanii mei un simplu Te-am pupat si la revedere! “

Statusuri DND 47 “ Ma bronzez la lumanare… DND “

Statusuri DND 48 ” Am mancat ceapa….. nu pot vorbii ! ”

Statusuri DND 49 ” DND ma impusc prin spanzurare cu scanul electric DND ”

Statusuri DND 50 ” Ti se pare….. nu sunt aici ! ”

Statusuri DND 51 ” In padurea cu alune aveau casa 2 pitici, vine pupaza si spune…MARSH…MARSH… in plm de aici ! ”

Statusuri DND 52 ” ][)) ][\][ ][)) nu da click aici ca musca ! ”

Statusuri DND 53 ” Frunza verde / Rug de mur / Deranjezi…. o iei in cur ! ”

Statusuri DND 54 ” D!N!D , ma dau cu sania in congelator… ”

Statusuri DND 55 ” Bzzz!!!Bzzz!!! hai marsh… ca te bazai… ”

Statusuri DND 56 ” ][)) ][\][ ][)) adica Dute Naibii Dobitocule ! ”

Statusuri DND 57 ” Cica au pus turcii la intrarea in moschee un cuvant scurt neinteles nici de cei mai mari intelepti : DND ”

Statusuri DND 58 ” Am treaba……incerc sa urc barca in avion…..m-a chemat Bill la plaja… ”

Statusuri DND 59 ” HaI //)) //\\// //)) cA nU aM cHeF dE bArFe ”

Statusuri DND 60 ” D|N|D - Do Not Drink ! ”

Statusuri DND partea 1
Statusuri DND partea 2
Statusuri DND partea 3

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  1. 1 On November 19th, 2008, My said:

    dau pisicu cu crema de plaja deci DND!!!

  2. 2 On November 20th, 2008, crissy said:

    in padurea cu aluna aveau casa 3 pitici vine moarte si le spune:-elodia-i aici??

  3. 3 On December 24th, 2008, alex said:

    DND…..pune capul pe CAILAC si dam cu sacurea drept in CAP

  4. 4 On January 8th, 2009, alex-luca said:

    we dak gte mananca in cur…dnd pe mn……scarine-te……CAPISH????:-W

  5. 5 On January 10th, 2009, melisa said:

    dnd..ca te sparg..si day…de…dracu

  6. 6 On January 11th, 2009, larysa said:

    DND….curva draq’…….esti surda sau nu sti sa citesti…..DND.

  7. 7 On January 18th, 2009, o fata said:

    DnD!curatiaoai draq nuh vezy k ma cac shi ma pis..in cada?

  8. 8 On February 2nd, 2009, floriana said:

    pap un mar! dak vedeti dnd prea mult, chemati salvarea! inseamna k mam inecat de la kt mati injurat!

  9. 9 On February 3rd, 2009, sorana said:

    dnd….dau gainile cu ruj:)):)):):

  10. 10 On February 9th, 2009, claudiu said:

    Foaie verde puisor tu dai buzz eu dau ignore……DND:))

  11. 11 On February 9th, 2009, claudiu said:

    Bai nu ma deranjati ca o sa fie ploiu de ignore…….DND:)):)):))=))

  12. 12 On February 13th, 2009, bebydvs said:

    dnd in pla mea te scot din lista knd cresti mare

  13. 13 On February 13th, 2009, bebydvs said:

    dnd dresez furnici:))

  14. 14 On February 22nd, 2009, mady's said:

    nu`s online vezi uh rau >:)

  15. 15 On March 6th, 2009, gigaloiul:))) said:

    am sati spun ceva la inceput de drum…cand pornesti cu clikul pe mine dau un pumn si nuti mai vine daca te intereseaza sugi pula si nu mai ai treaba…DND=)))

  16. 16 On March 6th, 2009, gigaloiul:))) said:

    ∂η∂…ƒ●т мυѕтє =))))luatil si voi ca hiberneaza=))))))))

  17. 17 On March 30th, 2009, karmina said:

    le stiu deja pe toate…..mai bagati si voi cv nou…..:D:-p:*:X:DD:D:D:):))=))

  18. 18 On May 15th, 2009, balaurus said:

    nu ma deranjati din partida de sex

  19. 19 On May 23rd, 2009, kkt:P said:

    DND!!!f*t mushte…bazzai???

  20. 20 On May 26th, 2009, ana said:

    dnd……..ca fut cainele in cur:)))

  21. 21 On June 12th, 2009, raooul said:

    DND…nu deranja ca poate te luminez

  22. 22 On July 5th, 2009, madalina said:

    >>[]DeRaNjEaZa`Ma , DoAr CaNd VrEi Sa Te AnGrOp ![]>>

  23. 23 On November 15th, 2009, SeBy said:

    Cand eram mic eram obisnuit sa-i fac cu mana domnului politzist…acuma m-am zgarcit…ii arat doar un deget. :))))

    =)))
    ce tare :-P

  24. 24 On November 15th, 2009, SeBy said:

    Cand eram mic eram obisnuit sa-i fac cu mana domnului politzist…acuma m-am zgarcit…ii arat doar un deget.

  25. 25 On January 8th, 2010, BB sabie said:

    daca nu aveti sami dati bani nu ma deranjati aiurea!!!

  26. 26 On February 17th, 2010, yo said:

    Do Not Disturb !!!{DND} Pt fraieri [nu deranjati] :))

  27. 27 On March 9th, 2010, codrina said:

    nu vorbesk cu prosti(alin Gorovei cel mai prost copil
    Il cheama Alin Gorovei si e cel mai prost copil din satt:)):)):)):))

  28. 28 On March 9th, 2010, codrina said:

    ce sa mai zic de un copil ca asta

  29. 29 On April 5th, 2010, Boss2010 said:

    dnd….invat sa zic fluture…pana acum doar futute

  30. 30 On May 10th, 2010, bogdy said:

    sunt faine damai adaugati cas naspa :))

  31. 31 On May 27th, 2010, deea said:

    dnd ma bate mama

  32. 32 On June 19th, 2010, cobr@ said:

    seby asta e dintr-o melodie nu ? crek de la arssura dak nu ma insel :-/
    ??
    ?

  33. 33 On June 24th, 2010, mihaela said:

    hy…dnd nu ma kef de barfele voastre fraierilorrrr !!!!!

  34. 34 On July 6th, 2010, eu.muhaha said:

    DnD .. Ma dau cu shiurile pe scari ..muhahaha

  35. 35 On July 7th, 2010, emogirle_eu said:

    ***DND*** ma tai cu lama

  36. 36 On August 15th, 2010, aurik007 said:

    iubiii cand intri:X…………….datzi doua palme si iesi:)))

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